Funny Jokes in Hinglish

Teacher Ne Gadhe Ke Saamne Ek Bottle Daaru Ki Aur Ek Balti Paani Ki Rakhi... Gadha Saara Paani Pi Gaya,
Teacher Ne Baccho Se Pucha... Ki Tumne Kya Seekha?
Bacche: Jo Daaru Nhi Pitaa Wo Gadha Hai.

Teacher: Agar Tumhara Best Friend Aur Girlfriend Dono Dubh Rahe Ho to Tum Kise Bachaaoge?
Student: Dubh Jaane Do Saalo Ko... Aakhir Wo Dono Ek Saath Kar Kya Rahe the?

Yamraj: Hello Friend, Mai Aa Gaya Hu,
Husband : Par Mai Toh Fit Hun Ekdam,
Yamraj : Tu Mobile Bina Lock Kiye Ghar Pe Bhul Aaya Hai
Aur Teri Biwi Tere Messages Padh Rahi Hai,
Husband: Chalo Nikalte Hai Fir.

Apni Fiki Si Zindgi Me Tadka Lagaaye,
Apni Love Story Apni Biwi Ko Bataaye.

Patni Ne Dur Se Ungli Ka Ishara Kar Pati Ko Bulaya.
Pati: Haa Bataao Kya Kaam Hai?
Patni: Kuch Nahi Bus Ungli Ki Shakti Check Kar Rahi Thi.

Etihas Gawaah Hai,
Aaj Tak Kisi Ke Sapne Me, Uski Biwi Nhi Aayi Hogi.

Girl: Kya Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Tum Mujhe Itna Pyar Kroge?
Pappu: Kyo Nhi? Me to Diwaana Hu Shadi-shuda Aurto Ka.

Ladki: Jaanu Bataao Jab Me Hasti Hu, to Kesi Lagti Hu?
Ladka: Esa Lagta Hai Jese, Nokiya 1100 Hang Ho Gaya Ho.

A Call From Lottery Company: Sir, Apne Bangkok Trip Ki 2 Tickets Jeete Hai
Ap Kiske Sath Jaoge?
Me: Mai Akela Hi 2 Baar Jaunga.

Taarikh Pe Taarikh, Milti Ja Rahi Hai,
Lekin Abhi Tak Koi Ladki Nahi Mili, Jaj Saahab!

Na Jane Kaunsa Virus Hai Teri Yaado Mai,
Tujhko Sochu to Aksar Hang Ho Jata Hu.

Ladki: Tum Paidal Kyu Aa Rahe Ho Auto Se Aana Chahiye Tha Na,
Ladka: Tumne Hi to Kaha Tha Dhree Dhree Se Meri Zindgi Me Aana.

Agar Patni Ghar Ki Laxmi Hai to,
Girlfriend Kala Dhan Hai.

Saans Bhi Kabhi Bhu Thi,
Agala Serial Aayega,
Patni Bhi Kabhi Girlfriend Thi.

Aajkal Jo Ladke Babao Jaisi Dadhi Badhakar Rakhte Hai,
Ye Muh Facewash Se Dhote Hai Yaa Shampoo Se?

Maa La Hath Keyboard Ke F5 Button Jaisa Hota Hai,
Jab Bhi Muh Par Thppad Padta Hai to... Bachha Refresh Ho Jata Hai.

Maa Ne Bola Aaj Ke Baad, Mujhe Maa Mat Bolna,
Aur Mai Bola "Aunty Khana Do Bhukh Lagi Hai",
Udti Huyi Chappal Aayi... Chahare Pai 4 Chand Lag Gaye.

Unka Muskurana Kuch Yu Bhaa Gyaa,
Unka Muskurana Kuch Yu Bhaa Gyaa,
Par Jb Nazar Pdi Unke Peele Daato Pe,
To Bhagne Ka Bhana Yaad Aa Gyaa.

Lockdown Me Aurto Ka Ghar Pe Hi, Faishon Chal Rhaa Hai,
Aur Admio Ko Ghr Ke Kam Ka, Tenson Chal Rhaa Hai.

Wo Kehti Thi... Jab Yad Aae... Aakh Band Kar Ke Dil Se Yaad Krna... Mai Dikhai Dungi,
Abi-Abi Marte-Marte Bacha.